Ask a silly question...Picture a large, in-ground swimming pool. The water is calm, the sun shining, and an obviously well-to-do couple are sitting by a cast-iron patio table with a large umbrella.Ask a silly question... by 914four
"Howard dear," purred the wife, sunning herself. "What would you do if I were to die tomorrow?"
"Why, Lovey dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband, glancing up from his newspaper. "Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?"
"No, of course not, my dear," said the husband, laying his paper down on the glass tabletop and giving her his full attention.
"Don't you like being married?"
"Of course I do, my dearest. You are the reason I exist."
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Very well, then," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes," said the husband, "if such is your wish."
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" asked the wife after a long pause, during which the husband resumed reading his newspaper.
"Well yes, I suppose I would," replied the hus